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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Laughter the best medicine 2

School Joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,' Boy, what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade. '

Ms Tulip says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Tulip asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment 'Legs.'

Ms Tulip: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY. EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG MYSELF' :D

Taken From Email.

Have nice day!


DanielYKL said...

Hey Jarod. It's good to see you back in the blog. What camp did you go to? You came back naughty! Haha!!!

Anonymous said...

Daniel ah

Jarod memang naughty boy!


Great to see u back Jarod!

Jarod said...

Hi Daniel... will let you know more about the camp later :)

aiyo MWS, how can you support what Daniel said over here lah...

anyway, the more naughty I am, the more better!!! hhaha! Thanks and TC

peng said...

Jarod, that was a clean dirty joke! Good entertainment.